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dump n pump 

Abbreviation; DnP ...The act of taking a shit and proceeding to jerk off
I am so filled with stress...i need to go dump n pump and ill be perfect
dump n pump by CPRIZZLE17 September 5, 2011

The Dilworth Dump N' Pump 

The act of self gratfification while defecating
"The reason I was on the toilet for so long is because I was doing the "Dilworth Dump N' Pump"

The dilworth dump n' pump; The act of self gratifucation while deficating

Pump N Dump 

Another way to describe pulling out during sexual intercourse.
I took a girl home last night who wasn't on the pill so I had to do the ole pump n dump on her back.
Pump N Dump by The Real Wiz 76 July 16, 2016

pump n' dump 

The act of using a giant fleshlight while simultaneously taking a monumental bowel movement
Alright fine, I'll play some Mario Party. Just let me go pump n' dump first
pump n' dump by koonmagic November 30, 2010

Pump 'n Dump 

n. The act of masturbating in a gas station bathroom while defecating.
Steve: "Dude, pull over at this gas station. It's urgent."
Jeff: "Why?"
Steve: "I need to take a Pump 'n Dump. Bad."
Jeff: "A what?"
Steve: "Look it up."
Jeff: (searches Urban Dictionary) "Oh my god that is horrifying. People do this?"
Pump 'n Dump by PriceIsRight November 24, 2013

Pump N Dump 

The companion technique to the blumpkin. Intercourse (usually anal) performed while the pitcher defecates is referred to as a pump n dump.
I was giving her the ol' Pump N Dump, right before I finished that shit off with a blumpkin.
Pump N Dump by Sp0o/\/?! May 9, 2008
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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