Dump Dive 

Standing on top of a toilet rim with feet on both sides, spreading your buttcheeks and taking a dump from about 3 feet away making it as accurate as possible with little splash in the pool of water in your toilet.

Austin took a dump dive and it splashed all over his feet and his moms toothbrush that's on the counter before he took a shower!

Dump Dive by TimmyGreen February 1, 2014

Dump and Dive 

When your boss decides to manage up by taking on more responsibility than the department has a reasonable expectation of completing, and then dumps the work on his/her subordinates which is followed by an expeditious dive into his/her office to avoid the pending fallout.

Can you believe Jeff’s latest dump and dive? There’s no way we’re going to be able to get all that done without installing a shower and some Murphy beds in the office.

Dump and Dive by Furry Trout April 5, 2010

dumpdive 

a dive that people who carnt dive do
if you've ever seen somebody who carnt dive try and dive you will know what i meen

10 point swan dive...0 point dumpdive

dumpdive by WaveyDave May 29, 2007

DumpDive Dont's 

dumpster diving is only reccomended when one can not see the bottom, the depth of seen trash would lead one to believe the skull will not immediately hit metal, and when the forecast is not rainy, wet, or hailing;. and when accompanied by an adult over the age of 16. And not black.

Was contemplating hitting up the alley behind Target but then I recalled the DumpDive Dont's

DumpDive Dont's by anonymous December 9, 2022