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Dummycunt 

A person who is stupid, inept and has no idea whatsoever and they are very adamant in their behavior
George W. Bush is a dummycunt. He is not that smart, but he doesn't care what is the right thing to do, he wants things done his way.
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Dummycunt by AllHailZeus April 22, 2011
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Dummycrat 

Todd H Stroger is a Dummycrat
Dummycrat by pootmole July 24, 2009
A term of derision (or endearment) formed by joining the word "dumb" and the word "cunt" into a descriptive noun. The term is NOT gender specific, although it is most commonly directed at males, by other males (esp. in Australia).
So then I asked specifically for "nothing else but a single Big Mac, please", and then this dumbcunt asks me if I wanted "just the burger, or the meal deal". What a douche.

Pass me another beer ya dumbcunt!
dumbcunt by shithey November 4, 2008

Dirty Dumbcunt

To be put down in an offensive manor worse than that of a cunt. More stupid than a donkey or a suit wearing to summadayze cronnie. And as pungent as the worse case of toe rott from the west african region of Tunisia. To be known as a Dirty Dumbcunt would be an insault worthy of the lowest of scumbags in the dirtiest of company. Or Hawthorne suporters.
"Jimmy your mums on the phone you Dirty DumbCunt"
Dirty Dumbcunt by Mikes goats cheese February 15, 2006

dumbcuntery

The practice of saying or doing things that resemble a "dumb cunt." Dumbcuntery is often used to describe people who respond to Twitter trend topics with extremely bad grammar, as well as people who play games such as Farmville and Mafia Wars on MySpace and Facebook, although, dumbcuntery can be far-reaching and not limited to such idiotic practices. While it has not been scientifically proven, many renowned experts argue that its origins can be traced back to reality TV shows such as The Real World and The Jerry Springer Show.
I have never seen such mass dumbcuntery in my life as I have in this episode of Jersey Shore.
dumbcuntery by carry_the_zero February 11, 2010

dummypants 

1. (noun) A person that routinely forget things. Also someone that is very smart but has no common sense.

2. (noun) Someone that lacks skills at daily tasks. i.e Driving, dancing, walking, etc.

3. (noun) A person that does not like the taste of peanut butter.
1. Boy: "Man, I forgot my wallet in my car."

Girl: "Go get it."

Boy: "I don't know where my car is..."

Girl: "Dummypants."

2. Girl: "Just drive down Kalluran Street to get to my house."

Boy: *turns down street* "S**T! This is a one-way road"

3. Boy: "I bought you PB&J"

Girl: "I don't like Peanut Butter..."

Boy: "dummypants"

dumbcuntoligist 

being the biggest dumb cunt. A teacher that should be a student.
that chick I work with has no idea what's going on but she keeps telling me what to do, she's a dumbcuntoligist
dumbcuntoligist by big_al_playa September 25, 2007
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