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Dummycrat 

Todd H Stroger is a Dummycrat
Dummycrat by pootmole July 24, 2009
A term of derision (or endearment) formed by joining the word "dumb" and the word "cunt" into a descriptive noun. The term is NOT gender specific, although it is most commonly directed at males, by other males (esp. in Australia).
So then I asked specifically for "nothing else but a single Big Mac, please", and then this dumbcunt asks me if I wanted "just the burger, or the meal deal". What a douche.

Pass me another beer ya dumbcunt!
dumbcunt by shithey November 4, 2008

Dirty Dumbcunt

To be put down in an offensive manor worse than that of a cunt. More stupid than a donkey or a suit wearing to summadayze cronnie. And as pungent as the worse case of toe rott from the west african region of Tunisia. To be known as a Dirty Dumbcunt would be an insault worthy of the lowest of scumbags in the dirtiest of company. Or Hawthorne suporters.
"Jimmy your mums on the phone you Dirty DumbCunt"
Dirty Dumbcunt by Mikes goats cheese February 15, 2006

dumbcuntery

The practice of saying or doing things that resemble a "dumb cunt." Dumbcuntery is often used to describe people who respond to Twitter trend topics with extremely bad grammar, as well as people who play games such as Farmville and Mafia Wars on MySpace and Facebook, although, dumbcuntery can be far-reaching and not limited to such idiotic practices. While it has not been scientifically proven, many renowned experts argue that its origins can be traced back to reality TV shows such as The Real World and The Jerry Springer Show.
I have never seen such mass dumbcuntery in my life as I have in this episode of Jersey Shore.
dumbcuntery by carry_the_zero February 11, 2010

dummypants 

1. (noun) A person that routinely forget things. Also someone that is very smart but has no common sense.

2. (noun) Someone that lacks skills at daily tasks. i.e Driving, dancing, walking, etc.

3. (noun) A person that does not like the taste of peanut butter.
1. Boy: "Man, I forgot my wallet in my car."

Girl: "Go get it."

Boy: "I don't know where my car is..."

Girl: "Dummypants."

2. Girl: "Just drive down Kalluran Street to get to my house."

Boy: *turns down street* "S**T! This is a one-way road"

3. Boy: "I bought you PB&J"

Girl: "I don't like Peanut Butter..."

Boy: "dummypants"

dumbcuntoligist 

being the biggest dumb cunt. A teacher that should be a student.
that chick I work with has no idea what's going on but she keeps telling me what to do, she's a dumbcuntoligist
dumbcuntoligist by big_al_playa September 25, 2007
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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