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duke's mixture

An assemblage of items that are loosely related. Generally considered to be nearly random in composition. The items grouped together are often odd, uncommon, greatly varied, and/or represent nearly every conceivable combination imaginable.
I ordered a packet of wildflower seeds. It was a "duke's mixture" of flowering plants. There were 45 different kinds of seeds in it, and the only thing they had in common was that they all bloomed.
duke's mixture by GaPawn July 25, 2009

Duke’s WiFi 

Dukes WiFi is terrible he says he has the best WiFi in LA but it’s a lie he has McDonald’s WiFi🤨⁉️
duke’s WiFi is terrible 🙁💔”

Duke's Plum 

Reference to a girl with an extremely attractive body but the face of an old lady
Guy 1: What do you give her out of 10?
Guy 2: At most a 6. She's a bit of a Duke's Plum. I mean neck down she's awesome but her face looks like my great aunt Ethel.
Guy 1: Paper bag that shit..
Duke's Plum by PepeMac May 7, 2011

Duke's juicy sharts 

Willy Wonka Tiktok / Duke Depp's juicy sharts - you can hear his juicy sharts in a tiktok video posted by sjbleau and he will also shart if a fan sends him a luxury candle on his dukemoose livestreams. Duke's juicy sharts are an iconic thing in his fandom.
Duke: "what do my sharts sound like? umm, juicy"

Duke fans: "we stan duke's juicy sharts"

duke depp’s couch 

Duke depp’s couch is so comfortable it feels like you’re sitting on a cloud. His friends only use him for his couch (like Blake Sleeponthecouchie). Some people actually simp for the couch (as well as duke depps soap).

He takes very good care of his couch. He did sit his ass in a salad once though, and the dressing went all over the place, but other than that, he has kept it very clean.
Duke depp’s couch is so comfortable, it’s the only reason why I like him. His soap is hot too.

duke depp’s sneeze 

i just wanna see duke depp’s sneeze 😔