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Another way to say “the fuck
The math teacher gave me a zero!?! Dufuh??
Dufuh by Theblingmaker April 7, 2021
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Dufus Moronicus 

the combination of a dufus and a moron
"Bart, you're not just a dufus, you're a dufus moronicus."
Dufus Moronicus by chitsb January 9, 2009
The clueless, often administrative or bureaucratic, unimaginative people who invent, post, proclaim, impose, enforce, and seem to believe idiotic, irrelevant, arbitrary, intolerant, or contradictory rules, policies, and ambiguous requirements that the workers and humble people (especially non-whites intending to vote, exist, or drive in the United States) must repeat, obey, or submit to, whether at work, the Department of Motor Vehicles, school or prison, the TSA airport security line, coach class, the IRS, ballot locations, and chain stores in shopping malls, upon pain of denial of employment, electricity, freedom from incarceration, eviction, all human rights, access to a bathroom, life, or income sufficient to buy even overpriced, processed food to survive. A dufus or doofus may believe or speak with confidence in the abovementioned cretins' rules or requirements, yet The Dufuzi are powerful, unthinking trogdolites, often unaccountable clerks doing the bidding of evil (mostly) men. In France, they are known as the Dufoisie. Their unknown, mysterious leader is the Duphin.
The Dufuzi required a 6 year old immigrant child to represent himself in court against charges made by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) that he had crossed the border "illegally." The Dufuzi required that untrained, semi-literate workers secretly analyze handwritten signatures to determine if a registered, minority voter could vote in Georgia. The Dufuzi read the instructions from the teleprompter during the Fox News morning broadcast, so that the Doofus in Chief knew what he would say each day.
dufuzi by ernesto7654321 November 30, 2018

dufungul 

The Fungus in between your genitalia and anus.
Bro did you smell that Dufungul
dufungul by codyj6490 December 22, 2015
Your acting like a big dufus .
Dufus by friskychick September 3, 2016
pretty much just wtf. or .....the fu**
Guy: who dufuq is that girl?
dufuq by thecooliestthingever!!! August 15, 2012
DaFuh (Duh-Fuh) Is something you say when something was so random, stupid, or insane that it's hard to comprehend what you just saw or heard. It is used the same way as What the Fuck and What the Hell, but a bit more extreme, and when you're kind of confused.
DaFuh...? What the fuck did I just watch!?
DaFuh by Nihatclodra September 5, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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