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duck pucker

One continually screws things up.
That duck pucker killed my hamster by accident with a microwave.
duck pucker by VengefulGrandma August 12, 2015
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Duck Pucker

Derogatory descriptive noun to describe disgust with something which blatantly disrespects either consent, agency, or free-will; or describing disgust at a situation which leaves you with limited, coerced, or a single choice under duress. When inebriated with slurred speech it can come out or be misunderstood to be saying "Fuck fucker."
I only have so much control over the duck pucker my sugar daddy holds over me.
Duck Pucker by Carotid November 1, 2020

duckfuckery 

A situation involving or resulting in total, bumbling chaos.
"The flock of pigeons unloaded and the entire sidewalk cafe turned into a complete duckfuckery.
duckfuckery by Gryndyl August 19, 2007

duckplucker 

noun, used in place of regular noun
Simplification of Doug Plucker.
Adjective, used in place of regular adjective
I put that duckplucker in the garbage.
Git yo' knees in da breeze, duckplucker.
Can't hear nuthen on my duckplucken end.
duckplucker by rohmell brills January 14, 2007

duckfucker 

hey! lets go fuck that duck over there.
duckfucker by lynes September 26, 2003

Ducksucker

1: When u suck feathers off a duck and put it up ur ass to do anal
2: Ppl say this instead of fucksucker and shit like that.
Man 1: wanna be a ducksucker
Man 2: whats that
Random ass girl: its anal with duck feathers bitch
Man 2: y tf would i want to put my cock in a duck's ass
shawty: idk but ill let u put those crispy mcnuggets in my ass

Duckfucker 

A person who is into pseudoscientific medicine and tells you about cures and "natural" with extreme measures such as ingesting poisons whether in the form of a chemical or not, coffee enemas, extreme fasting, ingestion of bodily waste as therapy, and all the other crazy dangerous shit... this does not include Traditional Chinese medicine or Herbal medicine. Just search up "pseudoscience" on Google to learn more. Just a bunch of hypochondriacs or gullible people easily believing shit.

Quack, quack, quack...
Hey man did you hear about that dude who's into alternative medicine treatments like shoving coffee in your ass or drinking your own piss?

No, that's all bullshit. He's a duckfucker.
Duckfucker by FRESH.OG April 7, 2021
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