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Duche Nozzle 

n. the aplicator on the duche bag

{with 45 "z"s}
1. someone of complete idiocy that causes aggrivation
2. a person who isnt amiable in any sense
3. a person whom you dont like in any sense
4.Dimitri (Baly's boyfriend)

N.B. the number of "z"s varies depending on the level of pissed off you are at the person
Dimitri chilled with his bitch ass friends instead of Baly, what a duche nozzle.*

*{with 45 "z"s}
Duche Nozzle by shaqualooloo March 15, 2005
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douche nozzle sucker 

The most extreme level of douche. This person has gone way beyond a douche, beyond a douche nozzle, all the way to a douche nozzle sucker.
"Dude, keith is SUCH a douche nozzle sucker."

douche nozzle 

1) The underappreciated apparatus of the Douche that actually does the stinky work. Attached to the Douche Bag.
2) A male who acts and looks like an utter jackass. Someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a "jackass" or "douchebag" will no longer do. Much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag.
1) "Check out the cell phone clip on that Douche Nozzle".
2) "Can you believe that Douche Nozzle? He's walking around the party, talking to fat chicks and searching for an 'Insert Here' sign".
3) Oliver from Spring Break.
douche nozzle by sowcow50 May 25, 2005

douche nozzle 

Kayne West at the VMA's.
The douche nozzle interrupted Taylor Swift in her speech.
douche nozzle by Aquafresh6 March 22, 2010

Douche-Nozzle Backflow 

A person (typically male) or their actions, who has acted in such an obnoxious manner that the behavior alone reeks as an unsanitary twat would. Malicious intent and/or malevolence is a general added characteristic.

The most vile form of Douche-Baggery. In progression of severity of behavior: One could be a Douche, a Douche-Bag, Douche-Nozzle, or most disgustingly Douche-Nozzle Backflow!
The First Sergeant was not a Douche-Bag, but rather Douche-Nozzle Backflow. His character reeked.

douche-nozzle 

One who is worse than your normal douche-bag.
That dumbass frat boy with his popped collar, gelled hair, and 2 polo shirts is a douche-nozzle.
douche-nozzle by TomS. October 30, 2006

douche nozzle 

A douche nozzle is a person who can't handle social situations without his douche bag sidekicks. He bumps into you and speaks louder than normal because he thinks his douche nozzle presence is so important. Douche nozzles and bags travel together because they both must exist for douching to occur.
That douche nozzle Rob showed up again with a bunch of douche bags. They douched around for a while and then fucked off together.
douche nozzle by booo-yah December 16, 2004
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