dry land 

When you defecate so substantially that the pile of excrement you create forms an island that reaches above the surface of the water in the toilet boil.

I shat so much that I saw dry land.

dry land by Just Another Ghost Writer April 22, 2015

Dry Land 

The act of urinating in ones swim suit. Typically done due to drunkenness or laziness. Best done by a body of water.

Damn I gotta pee, but the bathroom is too far. I am just going to Dry Land it right here.

Dry Land by SLO October 16, 2017

Dry Land 

Dry Land is when you have cotton mouth (dry mouth) after smoking weed or taking a tab.

im on dry land lets grab a drink

Dry Land by PsychedelicAlienGuy May 9, 2020

Dry Land Turd

When you take a shit in the toilet that is so massive the majority of it is out of the water.
This could happen too if you were in a porta potty and it is so full your shit never touches the water.

Hey I just took a shit that was so big it was a Dry Land Turd

Dry Land Turd by olive man July 13, 2015

dry land turd

When you take a shit that is so large that a portion of it stays out of the water and stays "dry".

"holy cow I took a dump so big it was a dry land turd"

dry land turd by olive man July 13, 2015

dry land tourist 

A Jamaican term: A ‘Dry land tourist’ is someone who has never traveled outside of their country. Though they would love to travel to other countries, ‘dry land tourists’ never wait for an opportunity to travel, they make it their duty to take any opportunity to explore the corners and crevices of their own country.

1.If you want to visit Jamaica, I’ve a friend who knows all the cool places. She is a Dry land tourist.
2. A Dry land tourist would know a lot about his/her culture and country.

dry land tourist by Peda.com March 14, 2019

Dry Land Shark 

A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass and letting women squirt in their faces and mouths. They will do this with any woman regardless of relationship status e.g a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress etc

This guy needs to go to the health clinic he’s been a dry land shark for ages.

No dry land shark can have chat for me. Go find Jesus.

Dry Land Shark by Arron j smith January 25, 2022