Drunky Pants
The pervibial "pants" one wears when becoming a bit too intoxicated. However, drunky pants can also lead to wearing naked pants, then walk-of-shame pants.
Drunky Pants by NayFace May 5, 2010
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drunk pants
The pants you got really drunk in. Often times, you will wake up wearing them. Other times, you may find them on the floor or someplace random. Inside the pockets you may or may not find your keys, your wallet, your cell phone, wadded up dollar bills, and pieces of paper with other people's phone numbers.
drunk pants by The Truth April 3, 2005
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Drunk Pants
The morning after pants you find in a ball with or without puke on them from a night of heavy partying. Money, phone numbers and concert ticket stubs are often found in them.
(at hangover breakfast) - Me: You'll never guess what I found in my drunk pants. Friend: What? Me: That cute guys phone number on the back of my ticket stub. Friend: nice, drunk pants.
Drunk Pants by Inverted Moon May 20, 2011
Shit-Pants Drunk
Thursday night I wore my white corduroy pants out to the bar. I didn’t know my white corduroys would soon become my shit pants. I got so boozed, I stole my friends shoes and barfed in them. Then I shit my pants...Thursday night I was Shit-Pants Drunk.
Shit-Pants Drunk by A Delightful July 1, 2011
Pants Drunk
Getting drunk on the couch in your most comfortable pair of pants- generally done at the end of a long work day
Paul had had a shitty day at work and was ready to go get pants drunk in front of the fire with a bottle of small batch bourbon.
Pants Drunk by Jimmy John's son October 27, 2018
Pants Full Of Shit Drunk
The act of getting so drunk that you don't know nor care that you have just totally shit you pants, usually with a sticky burning goo.
Pants Full Of Shit Drunk by BigBlackBlick September 14, 2010
drunkypants
1. adjective, Intoxicated due to the consumption of alcoholic beverages.
2. noun, A person who is currently in a drunken condition.
2. noun, A person who is currently in a drunken condition.
'Last night at the club we kept doing shots with all these cute gay boys. Suffice to say, I got a little drunkypants before the night was over.'
'I know you think you want to call him now, drunkypants, but you'll be sorry when you sober up. Now give me your phone before you do something stupid.'
'I know you think you want to call him now, drunkypants, but you'll be sorry when you sober up. Now give me your phone before you do something stupid.'
drunkypants by Something_Vague July 15, 2007
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