Drunkvice

When a drunk person gives you advice. It's usually cynical and incoherent, but you better act like you understand/agree with everything they're saying, unless you feel like arguing in circles for a few hours. Those who drunkvise can get pretty angry when their drunkvice isn't accepted as pure genius. People most prone to drunkvising are parents, know-it-alls, authors, egotistical douchebags, and probably Kanye West.

Liam: Because you know, that's life, you don't eat where you shit and you don't feed the bite that handles you...otherwise.... you'll TOTALLY get fucked but not..not in the good way. Like....Shatner. You know? Yah you know.

Doug: Watch out you guys, Liam is giving drunkvice again.

Drunkvice by Tellikins June 23, 2010

drunkicidal 

A term most commonly used in the psychiatric setting to deescribe a person who makes suicidal threats or statements while intoxicated. These people rarely endorse suicidal ideations or actions while sober, and generally only become suicidal when drunk.

"Hey, are we going to discharge Mike today?"

"Sure, he'll be going home at three."

"Didn't he threaten to kill himself?"

"Yeah, but he was just drunkicidal. He's fine now."

drunkicidal by WMaximus March 27, 2013

Drunkcidentally

1) Using the fact that you were drunk to do what you want claiming it was an accident.

Jessie: Do you know what happened to my sandwich?

Zack: Yeah... I drunkcidentally ate that last night.

Drunkcidentally by ZackFlash June 25, 2013

drunkwich 

A sandwich packed with anything and everything that you absolutely need because you are drunk. After you get it, you usually pass out after a couple bites and throw it away the next afternoon when you wake up.

The line at WaWa is too long! I need my drunkwich now!!!!

Drunk Person 1: What do you want on your drunkwich?
Drunk Person 2: Everything.

drunkwich by jerseyboy6 December 19, 2010

Drunkfident 

temporary state of extreme confidence fueled by alcohol.

One who is "Drunkfident" can easily approach women for conversation, (especially at bars).

Drunkfident by drocknroll March 30, 2011

drunkvincible 

A prized but elusive state of intoxication where one's strength, courage, wit, and acumen (especially in matters of whether it is prudent to fuck a given jersey whore) are greatly enhanced, rendering one an invincible luminary in comparison to others. Being drunkvincible has been known to be a decisive advantage in bar brawls, thwarting crime, and discerning, prior to insertion, which whores have STIs.

Mugger 1: give us all your money!

Mugger 2: we have guns!

Mugger 3: big guns! <revealing shot gun>

Drunkvincible Friend 1: fuck off motherfuckers -- in fact, you better give us all your money before we fuck your moms in the asses!

Drunkvincible Friend 2: and bite off their filthy fucking clits!

Muggers 1-3: jesus, let's get the hell out of here! those guys are fucking crazy! they must be drunkvincible! <running away>

drunkvincible by nb c lo July 25, 2009

Drunktired 

Being so tired, you begin to show all the symptoms of being drunk, such as:
1) Stumbling and/or falling over
2) Confusion during conversation
3) Inabilty to type
4) The equivalent to drunk texting
5) Thinking this is funny when you submit it to Urbandictionary.

I'm drunktired. Help me up man, cause I want to see if I can buy a dolphin on ebay.

Drunktired by liddad July 1, 2011