Drunkcicle

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1. an inebriated individual who refuses to come indoors despite being improperly dressed for the cold.

2. what an individual becomes after imbibing excessive quantities of alcohol and losing consciousness before making it back indoors.

ex. 1

"man, in 5 more minutes jake's gonna be a total drunkcicle"
"yeah, that stupid bastard didn't even wear long sleeves!"

ex. 2

"dude, did jake ever make it in last night?"
"....i don't think so, but i think i see him on the patio..."
"....drunk-cicle...."

Drunkcicle by TxAiden January 19, 2010

dungcicle 

A frozen piece of turd, preferably found on the grass on a cold Winter's morning, that has a stick poked into it to give the appearance of a tasty brown popsicle.

Lil' Timmy was walking around on the grass in his barefeet on a frozen wet morning when stepped right on a frozen turd. Then he stuck a tree branch in the frozen turd lengthwise to create a tasty dungcicle he intended to enjoy when he got back in the house.

dungcicle by HappyDungston September 30, 2010

Drunkcidentally

1) Using the fact that you were drunk to do what you want claiming it was an accident.

Jessie: Do you know what happened to my sandwich?

Zack: Yeah... I drunkcidentally ate that last night.

Drunkcidentally by ZackFlash June 25, 2013

Drunkville, U.S.A

A place where all walks of life go to get absolutely tossed

My buddy and I walked down to Drunkville, U.S.A. and woke up in the morning to face many bad decisions that were made that night

Drunkville, U.S.A by POWERFUL_69_BICK April 25, 2019

drunkcident 

an accident that happens when you are drunk. often comes in the form of a huge mistake.

jacob: dude, i boned the snot out of lexi
andy: J, man ain't that bitch pushing 300 lbs
jacob: i'm just joking, i didn't fuck her
andy: you're lying! you did
jacob: did not
andy: did to!
jacob: man fuck you, i'm sick of playing these childish games
andy: just admit it. you got drunk and stuck your knife up in that bitch's country crotch.
jacob: alright, but don't tell anyone. it was a drunkcident.

drunkcident by mride123456 February 17, 2008

Drunkvice

When a drunk person gives you advice. It's usually cynical and incoherent, but you better act like you understand/agree with everything they're saying, unless you feel like arguing in circles for a few hours. Those who drunkvise can get pretty angry when their drunkvice isn't accepted as pure genius. People most prone to drunkvising are parents, know-it-alls, authors, egotistical douchebags, and probably Kanye West.

Liam: Because you know, that's life, you don't eat where you shit and you don't feed the bite that handles you...otherwise.... you'll TOTALLY get fucked but not..not in the good way. Like....Shatner. You know? Yah you know.

Doug: Watch out you guys, Liam is giving drunkvice again.

Drunkvice by Tellikins June 23, 2010

Drunkcycle

The mode of transportation one uses when their driving privileges have been revoked for too many DWI's. A Drunkcycle looks similar to an old Huffy 10 speed is usually operated by a grown man sporting a ponytail and a grey beard

Father to son... Son, this is what happens when you drink and drive and get caught.. you lose your license, your job, your family, your kids, your keys, your self confidence, your mind and the worse part is you end up riding a drunkcycle for the rest of your life..

Drunkcycle by nickylags August 20, 2014