Drunkcycle

The mode of transportation one uses when their driving privileges have been revoked for too many DWI's. A Drunkcycle looks similar to an old Huffy 10 speed is usually operated by a grown man sporting a ponytail and a grey beard

Father to son... Son, this is what happens when you drink and drive and get caught.. you lose your license, your job, your family, your kids, your keys, your self confidence, your mind and the worse part is you end up riding a drunkcycle for the rest of your life..

Drunkcycle by nickylags August 20, 2014

Drunkcicle

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1. an inebriated individual who refuses to come indoors despite being improperly dressed for the cold.

2. what an individual becomes after imbibing excessive quantities of alcohol and losing consciousness before making it back indoors.

ex. 1

"man, in 5 more minutes jake's gonna be a total drunkcicle"
"yeah, that stupid bastard didn't even wear long sleeves!"

ex. 2

"dude, did jake ever make it in last night?"
"....i don't think so, but i think i see him on the patio..."
"....drunk-cicle...."

Drunkcicle by TxAiden January 19, 2010

Drunkcle 

Drunk: intoxicated

Ucle: uncle

Drunkcle: drunk uncle

My drunkcle came home drunk this morning

Drunkcle by Mister_X69 May 16, 2020