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DRUNK AS FUCK

something chicks with blond hair yell at the top of their lungs during social events after a single drink
Girl: "OMG IM DRUNK AS FUCK SOMUN HOL MY-" *puke*

Guy: dear diary... jackpot
DRUNK AS FUCK by Holden_Makok January 5, 2010
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DRUNK AS FUCK

really damn drunk , gona pass out and fall over
hes drunk as fukkkk- dammmm he drunk
DRUNK AS FUCK by pufud February 27, 2005

drunk as fuck

eating so many Olive Garden breadsticks that you get drunk
Matt: "Yo dude, put those breadsticks down."
Zack: "Fuck dude, I'm drunk as fuck dude..."

Fuck as drunk 

"Drunk as fuck," implying that the speaker is so intoxicated as to misspeak the original expression.
"Dude I just finished the whole deck riding the bus. Now I'm fuck as drunk."
Fuck as drunk by Zephyr135 November 27, 2011

Fuck as drunk 

Fuck as duck is when the speaker is so drunk he slurs his words. Getting fucked as drunk refers to when you want to test the limits of your drinking abilities. This is also referred to as drinking like a soldier because it’s common in the barracks in Korea, where that’s the only pass time. You become aware that your fucked as drunk when the toilet seat becomes like a pillow. You also slerr your words like Ricky from the trailer park boys.
Hey Todd I got some vodka And Budweiser! Wanna get fuck as drunk?

Todd: bro your already fuck as drunk, because you’re slurring your words

Fucked as drunk

Getting fucked as drunk refers to when you want to test the limits of your drinking abilities. This is also referred to as drinking like a soldier because it’s common in the barracks in Korea where that’s the only pass time. You become aware that your fucked as drunk when the toilet becomes like a pillow and you slerr your words like Ricky from the trailer park boys.
Hey Todd I got some vodka And Budweiser! Wanna get fucked as drunk?

Todd
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