Drunk Envy 

Drunk Envy is when you see people drinking, probably not even drunk, but at the perfect point of tipsy where everything is a little bit funnier, everybody is a little bit prettier, and the conversation seems to be wittier. However, you are in recovery so you know if you have one beer, it'll be sixteen more, take a trip to the hood for some oxy and wake in a traphouse with some sketchy ass chic. So, you can't have even one beer under any circumstances.

Him: Hey what's wrong? It's a beautiful day for camping! Why so distracted?
Me: Ugh - these twentysomethings round here and their white claw. Feeling some drunk envy.

Drunk Envy by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020

drunkenbycider 

people who think that cider is beer and pretend to be drunk while they are not. These people are at parties and are tying to impress girls by their "coolness"

Guy 1: Did you see the people drunkenbycider yesterday at the party?

Guy 2: Ya, they are so stupid

drunkenbycider by somebodyfrommars September 17, 2010

Drunkenlyish 

redneck term used to describe someone when they're on messenger and typing like theyre drunk

What's with the caps? your typing drunkenlyish

Drunkenlyish by Phylis June 24, 2005

drunkenvodkina

DrunkenVodkina means that it's a person who is drunk but friendly

Wow your such a DrunkenVodkina go home

drunkenvodkina by Vodkina July 9, 2016

Drunkenly 

A state of feeling happiness while doing anything from the mundane to the extreme after consuming your favorite alcoholic beverage

Amanda drunkenly put away the dish before she went to have mad sex with her man

Drunkenly by Cocobambam March 20, 2023

Drunkenly horny 

Occurs when an excess amount of alcohol consumption leads to the spiked increase of testosterone, the hormones that cause a person to get aroused depending on the levels of testosterone.

J: “Yo bro, how was the party?”

X-7: “I don’t wanna talk about it…”

J: “Why not?”

X-7: “Remember I brought in a friend, SL. Yeah, she drank too much alcohol and just called me to visit her in the dorm.”

J: “Ok..? I don’t see what the problem was-“

X-7: “When we got there, SL dragged me to the couch and started taking both her pants and mines.”

J: “oh… and I thought that being “drunkenly horny” wasn’t a thing…”

Drunkenly horny by HornyRitta March 3, 2024