Drummer Arm

When one of your arms is bigger than the other. Usually your dominant arm.

"Hey Jack, your drummer arm is awful!"

"I know bro, my left is so much larger than my right."

Drummer Arm by DaRoffle February 18, 2015

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One-armed Drummer

Well-endowed man attracted to mature, but attractive, deaf women.

As a one-armed drummer, he loved to pick up at the local Applebees.

One-armed Drummer by Michael Hurd January 6, 2023

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Drummerarium

Drummerarium: The plexiglass box surrounding a band's drummer. Thought to soften the sound of percussive instruments, but in reality to contain the drummer lest they go apeshit. Oftentimes raised on a small platform that hide tranquilizer gun wielding drummer-handlers.

Did you see Blondie on The Daily Show last night? Even Jon Stewart commented on the drummerarium!

Why isn't Animal in a drummerarium? Oh, he doesn't need one, they chain him to the drum kit.

Drummerarium by Demonchylde May 14, 2014

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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