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A word native to Cumbernauld, Scotland which describes any non alchoholic drink. It takes other forms for other meanings like "Droofed" meaning to be thirsty or "Undroofed" meaning that you are deprived of a drink.
Mike: I'll give you a droof if you eat that shit"
john: *eats the shit*
Mike: "Well done, you've earned that Tizer!

I am severely droofed

That is one poor attempt, and so you will now be undroofed
by xndrh1 January 10, 2009
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A person who is both a drunk, and a goof.
"LOOK! There's the droof"
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When you make some give off a sudden retarded sounding noise after an odd act and/or statement from you
My English teacher made the funniest droof after she saw my focus paper
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Dry mouth, usually experienced whiled nutted on drugs, And nobody wants dry mouth cause it’s just like aids, And nobody want to be HIV+
William and Peter were nutted on drugs and had a sever case of droof
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