Droof 

A word native to Cumbernauld, Scotland which describes any non alchoholic drink. It takes other forms for other meanings like "Droofed" meaning to be thirsty or "Undroofed" meaning that you are deprived of a drink.

Mike: I'll give you a droof if you eat that shit"
john: *eats the shit*
Mike: "Well done, you've earned that Tizer!

I am severely droofed

That is one poor attempt, and so you will now be undroofed

Droof by xndrh1 January 10, 2009

droof 

1. (verb) To royally fuck something up.
2. (noun) An irredeemable moron.
3. (infinitive verb) (to droof) To boof a substance, but during the act the substance and the latent feces in the rectum combine and together dribble out of the rectum.

1. "Sorry everyone, I really droofed that."
2. "Don't be such a droof, kid."
3. "The party took a wild turn when a few of the cooler kids dropped their pants and began boofing a keg. I'll never forget Dan's look of horror when he noticed that Trevor was droofing all over the chair."

droof by mindlesstofu March 29, 2021

Droof 

A person who is both a drunk, and a goof.

"LOOK! There's the droof"

Droof by Jewleek2 November 18, 2018

Droof 

When you make some give off a sudden retarded sounding noise after an odd act and/or statement from you

My English teacher made the funniest droof after she saw my focus paper

Droof by Bagfrom9thplanet April 5, 2011

Droof 

Dry mouth, usually experienced whiled nutted on drugs, And nobody wants dry mouth cause it’s just like aids, And nobody want to be HIV+

William and Peter were nutted on drugs and had a sever case of droof

Droof by Droof! October 28, 2018

Vegan Doof 

A doof is a Punch. But a Vegan Doof is when they have a carrot in there hand and they punch you. You take a hand with a carrot to the face.

I have just been vegan doofed by a vegan.

Vegan Doof by Sonny Dickson December 25, 2017

Doofi 

The plural term for Doofus; more then one stupid person in the same vicinity.

I am going to die in a baggy of water with the Three Doofi.

Doofi by ChloeJr November 16, 2010