dremel 

The Universal tool. Used when the term "tool" is not enough to describe a person because they are such a tool that they have absolutely no idea what so ever what they are being used for and or what they are doing; a poser; Someone who tries to be something they are not.

"Wow look at Chad over there trying to act like he knows what hes talking about. What a tool." " No man, he is a damn dremel!"

"Damn dude I want a burger so bad, but I don't have any cash." "Dude go ask Tom I'm sure he will buy one for you. He's such a dremel."

dremel by BigScottDaBo$$ December 16, 2008

dremel 

to poke, drill, torque, screw, cut, pulverize, abrade, scrape, chop, rip, saw; principally in the context of punishing another person or eliciting compliance with a demand.

I will dremel your ass if you don't do exactly as I say.

dremel by undergarment December 16, 2010

Dremel 

A tool that is very rarely ever used. It spends most of its life sitting in the shed. Can be used to describe a guy who is not only a tool, but he is the least used tool in the shed.

Jeremy Piven is a dremel.

"I can't believe that guy had sex with your little sister.

"Yeah dude, what a dremel."

Dremel by Annieboo09 March 31, 2009

Dremel towel

if your significant other or whoever forgot to put fabric softener in the washer and all the t-shirts, socks and towels are rough like sandpaper

had to dry myself with the dremel towel; makes the after shower treatment a real pain in the ass

Dremel towel by bikesniffer May 8, 2014

Dremel Fuck 

Using a Dremel or another rotary-style tool to alter something. Often in a haphazard and jerry-rigged manner.

"im going to need to dremel fuck that side to make that pin fit " "Just dremel fuck it, it ain't got to be pretty it just needs to work"

Dremel Fuck by bImtch March 13, 2024

The Drexel Drought 

The time period roughly from mid-August to mid-September where everyone except Drexel students are away at college.

September 1st: All my friends already left for college two weeks ago! I have nobody to hang out with now? Fuck the Drexel Drought!

The Drexel Drought by DaddyFry September 14, 2019

Demellowed 

To be owned or stupid.
To have no knowledge of a certain subject and still continue to talk out your ass.
One who asks an over abundance of ADD related questions on technical forums.

"I burned my clutch out again"

^
"dude, you totally Demellowed that"

Demellowed by HMUSN September 26, 2008