dremel

The Universal tool. Used when the term "tool" is not enough to describe a person because they are such a tool that they have absolutely no idea what so ever what they are being used for and or what they are doing; a poser; Someone who tries to be something they are not.

"Wow look at Chad over there trying to act like he knows what hes talking about. What a tool." " No man, he is a damn dremel!"

"Damn dude I want a burger so bad, but I don't have any cash." "Dude go ask Tom I'm sure he will buy one for you. He's such a dremel."

by BigScottDaBo$$ December 16, 2008

dremel

to poke, drill, torque, screw, cut, pulverize, abrade, scrape, chop, rip, saw; principally in the context of punishing another person or eliciting compliance with a demand.

I will dremel your ass if you don't do exactly as I say.

by undergarment December 16, 2010

Dremel

A tool that is very rarely ever used. It spends most of its life sitting in the shed. Can be used to describe a guy who is not only a tool, but he is the least used tool in the shed.

Jeremy Piven is a dremel.

"I can't believe that guy had sex with your little sister.

"Yeah dude, what a dremel."

by Annieboo09 March 31, 2009

Dremel towel

if your significant other or whoever forgot to put fabric softener in the washer and all the t-shirts, socks and towels are rough like sandpaper

had to dry myself with the dremel towel; makes the after shower treatment a real pain in the ass

by bikesniffer May 8, 2014

Dremel Fuck

Using a Dremel or another rotary-style tool to alter something. Often in a haphazard and jerry-rigged manner.

"im going to need to dremel fuck that side to make that pin fit " "Just dremel fuck it, it ain't got to be pretty it just needs to work"

by bImtch March 13, 2024

The Drexel Drought

The time period roughly from mid-August to mid-September where everyone except Drexel students are away at college.

September 1st: All my friends already left for college two weeks ago! I have nobody to hang out with now? Fuck the Drexel Drought!

by DaddyFry September 14, 2019

Demellowed

To be owned or stupid.
To have no knowledge of a certain subject and still continue to talk out your ass.
One who asks an over abundance of ADD related questions on technical forums.

"I burned my clutch out again"

^
"dude, you totally Demellowed that"

by HMUSN September 26, 2008