Dream pipe 

a girl you frequently dream about having sexual intercourse with. I.E. piping.

John: yo Tommy who’s your dream pipe?
Tommy: Kristine bro she’s smokin’

Dream pipe by t.ri.stan April 7, 2019

Alaskan dream pipe 

freezing your poop and then doing someone up the butt with it

Guy: I need a new way to fuck my girl

Friend: dude, if she's kinky you should alaskan dream pipe her

Guy: what's that?
(friend explains)
Guy:(pukes) BLLAARGHH!!!

Alaskan dream pipe by BIG WILLY THE THIRD April 20, 2010

pipe dream 

n : a fantastic but vain hope (from fantasies induced by the opium pipe);

' I have this dream about being the king of the universe.'

pipe dream by A Metaphor for Paranoia January 7, 2005

Pipe Dream 

Not Neil Josten

"I'm not a hallucination."
"You are a pipe dream."

Pipe Dream by Hopelesslee July 12, 2020

pipe dream 

A vain dream that will never happen, given the harsh reality of life.

World peace and human equality are examples of pipe dreams because humans are more naturally inclined to kill off their competition than to cooperate.

pipe dream by AYB May 21, 2003

Pipe Dream 

A dream that is so unrealistic that you would have to be smoking a crack pipe to believe it could come true.

A midget who thinks he can play in the NBA is living a pipe dream.

Pipe Dream by Fast Eddy 13 April 22, 2012

cockerel's pipe dream

A rooster sitting on a doorknob in hopes of hatching a hardware store.

I should remove that doorknob on the chicken coop, and install a simple latch because that young rooster seems to have a cockerel's pipe dream.

cockerel's pipe dream by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021