t.ri.stan's definitions

joshin ur pegs

when ur j fuckin w someone n want them to know it’s not that deep

“I don’t actually like the Backstreet Boys man it’s just that one song can u stop playing them on ur jbl everytime u get in my car”
“Yo bro don’t be a pussy bout it I’m jus joshin ur pegs man”

by t.ri.stan October 17, 2023

drag

Drip+swag. At the same time

Person 1: Tristan has so much drag it’s unbelievable. Like nah fr how that mans have drip and swag?
Person 2: wish I could have dat, I only have swag, n even then it’s pretty mediocre swag. At least compared to Tristan’s drag.

by t.ri.stan September 28, 2020

Vsco Crackhead

A person (usually a teenage girl) who refers to themselves as a crackhead, but hasn’t done any drugs, or doesn’t do any of the things that would qualify someone to be called by that term. As in not doing any drugs, or only spending their parents money on juul pods.

Vsco girl: omg I’m such a crackhead

Guy: no bitch u jus a Vsco Crackhead

by t.ri.stan September 7, 2019

diarrhea cum

The act of cumming profusely because of some hot shit

“Damn shawty don’t come around here w all that ass you gon make me diarrhea cum.”

by t.ri.stan February 1, 2022

Dream pipe

a girl you frequently dream about having sexual intercourse with. I.E. piping.

John: yo Tommy who’s your dream pipe?
Tommy: Kristine bro she’s smokin’

by t.ri.stan April 7, 2019