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Draymund 

Draymund is the coolest of people you will ever meet! Draymunds are one of a kind fellas that only come along every hundred years. Draymunds are stars in the classroom, hilarious, and full of life! Draymunds love big and care more about others and animals than they do themselves
Hey have you met the new zoo keeper?

Yeah, his name is Draymund and he is mad cool!
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Draymond Greened 

To be kicked in the testicles.

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Oh my Kiwis! That dude just Draymond Greened me!!! If only I was LeBron James he might have been punished!

That woman just had a seizure and Draymond Greened me!

I quit taking karate because i kept getting Draymond Greened .

I used to love the NBA, but now it's just a bunch of guys feeling on each others junk like a Draymond Green.

How many innocent NBA players need to be molested before we take Draymond Green as a serious threat.
Draymond Greened by Heysloth June 20, 2016

Real Draymond Hours 

Similar to Real Nigga Hours in which at 3am, Real Draymond Hours takes place. In that period of time all fakes go to sleep and the real ones stay up💯💪🏼
It's Real Draymond Hours like if up. -wariorfankd35

Draymond Green 

A sex move in which one partner violently kicks or punches the other in their genitals, then pretends it was an accident. Named after the NBA player Draymond Green due to his tendency to strike opposing players in their genitals and pretend that it was an accident.
"Yesterday I caught Ben looking at another girl's boobs so I gave him a Draymond Green when we were having sex last night. He totally deserved it."
Draymond Green by Mr Cnowledge June 25, 2016

Draymond Beans 

Draymond Beans is a Instagram star with a whopping 3,700 followers at the time of this definition. His goal is to mimic star NBA star Draymond Green. His vocabulary is very limited with words like “Draymond Beans”, or “Spam Draymond Beans in the comments” Draymond Beans also has a son named Draymond Beans Jr who recently started his own Instagram and as of right now has 120 followers
Commenter: Draymond Beans😤

Draymond Beans Replying: Draymond Beans😳🔥
Draymond Beans by Dgoat24 September 1, 2019

draymond clapped 

When you are about to do anytype of physical harm to another (mostly woman) who has been talking shit about you

More of an idea then a action
She is about to get Draymond Clapped
draymond clapped by coopsabeast November 23, 2016

Draymond Green 

Person who kicked steven adams balls
draymond green is going to kick steven adams balls
Draymond Green by KOT4Q August 22, 2017
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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