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dragging balls 

To complete a command, favor, or task extremly slowly, in such a way that one or more people become delayed, pissed off, or annoyed.
anytonym: Hauling Ass
Tyler: hey stupid where the hell are those songs i told you to copy?
Peter: Im going! im going!
Tyler: cmon pete stop dragging balls and haul some ass!
dragging balls by Scaredsox March 28, 2008

Dragging Balls 

When you are very tired, or lazy, and you don't have the energy or desire to get work done and it's almost like your dragging your balls
I went to Key West this weekend and partied too hard and now back at work on Monday I'm dragging balls
Dragging Balls by Jaret Miller February 23, 2008

Dragging Balls 

The act of dragging ones balls across the ground or various household objects in a moment of bordem
Eren was incredibly bored, so he began Dragging Balls across the living room floor
Dragging Balls by MrHeichou December 14, 2014

Dragging Balls Across The Desert 

This versatile term is used to exaggerate slowness of time, procrastination, or general suckiness of an event or activity. Derivitive of the phrase "dragging balls."
James: "Dude, how long until this class is over?"

Marc: "About half an hour."

James: "WOW, seriously? We've been here for like two weeks! This class is dragging balls across the desert."

dragging balls Z 

delaying the process in order to avoid embarrassment
theres a dispute going on for the past month and they are dragging balls Z and it hasnt been settled yet or else id be ballin
dragging balls Z by Jeff Pulpulaan January 6, 2009

quit dragging your balls 

Said when someone is doing something slowly and you want them to hurry it up. More commonly said to males, but can be said to females with an added insult.
Ex. Charlie, quit dragging your balls, you should have been done shopping hours ago!!
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