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dragging balls 

taking too much time to complete a task, procrastinating, never ending, slow paced.
(office setting/coworkers)
G: Fuck! It's only 10am?
Juan: Yep. Today is dragging balls.

dragging balls by Madison Ryder February 12, 2008
Word of the Day on February 15, 2008
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dragging balls 

To complete a command, favor, or task extremly slowly, in such a way that one or more people become delayed, pissed off, or annoyed.
anytonym: Hauling Ass

Tyler: hey stupid where the hell are those songs i told you to copy?
Peter: Im going! im going!
Tyler: cmon pete stop dragging balls and haul some ass!
dragging balls by Scaredsox March 28, 2008

Dragging Balls 

When you are very tired, or lazy, and you don't have the energy or desire to get work done and it's almost like your dragging your balls
I went to Key West this weekend and partied too hard and now back at work on Monday I'm dragging balls
Dragging Balls by Jaret Miller February 23, 2008

Dragging Balls 

The act of dragging ones balls across the ground or various household objects in a moment of bordem
Eren was incredibly bored, so he began Dragging Balls across the living room floor
Dragging Balls by MrHeichou December 14, 2014

Dragging Balls Across The Desert 

This versatile term is used to exaggerate slowness of time, procrastination, or general suckiness of an event or activity. Derivitive of the phrase "dragging balls."
James: "Dude, how long until this class is over?"

Marc: "About half an hour."

James: "WOW, seriously? We've been here for like two weeks! This class is dragging balls across the desert."

dragging balls Z 

delaying the process in order to avoid embarrassment
theres a dispute going on for the past month and they are dragging balls Z and it hasnt been settled yet or else id be ballin
dragging balls Z by Jeff Pulpulaan January 6, 2009

quit dragging your balls 

Said when someone is doing something slowly and you want them to hurry it up. More commonly said to males, but can be said to females with an added insult.
Ex. Charlie, quit dragging your balls, you should have been done shopping hours ago!!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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