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Doyal is an amazing step dad. He is very kind and generous. His farts stink really bad, and he will not say excuse me unless you tell him too. His cooking is good, but his meatballs are the best. He talks in his sleep mostly about mice and cheese. Loves football, baseball and plays golf and bowls. He is REALLY REALLY UPSEST WITH BOWLING. He is loving and when it comes to family he will do WHATEVER it takes to defend them.
DOYAL IS AWESOME.
Doyal by Lemonade 263884 September 19, 2020
Doyal is a sexy and fine black man with a sense of humor that will always leave you in stitches. He is the life of the party and can’t go anywhere without running into someone he knows. He’s incredibly intelligent but doesn’t feel it and often hides his true insecurities. He is stubborn and if you cross him, you can forget ever getting back in his good graces. He is very athletic and wishes he was better at golf. He even often dreams about golf. He sometimes talks in his sleep, most of which you can’t understand, but when you can, it’s often a joke. As he ages he dreams about RVs and life on the road. He hates heights and roller coasters. If you find a Doyal, keep him!
Guy: Hey I know that guy!
Guy 2: I do too! Doesn’t everyone know a Doyal!
Doyal by ChicaM September 19, 2020
doya is diya. doya likes orangutans a lot. me like doya but doya too buzy liking orangutan
doya by AMONA4LYF February 10, 2019

Angry Donald 

Immediately after you blow your load in Donald Trump's mouth, smack the back of his head and make it come out his nose. When he gets up he'll be an angry donald.
I gave Donald Trump an angry donald last night!
Angry Donald by Amoebabadass June 15, 2018

The Donaldo 

Oh look. It's The Donaldo.
The Donaldo by mahatmaKaneJeeves January 7, 2013

Donald Trump Tie 

a necktie so badly tied that it hangs down to your sack and is scotch- taped in the back.

See...every photo of Trump taken with a tie on, i.e. every photo of Trump, but especially ones of him getting out of or on Air Force One
Look at your wrecked Donald Trump Tie. Pull it through your legs and make yourself a g- string!