Downtown Funkytown 

The act of eating out a vagina.

I went Downtown Funkytown on Ashlee Alpeter last night it was amazing.

Downtown Funkytown by Tommy Bahama September 28, 2013

DOWNTOWN FUCKTOWN 

DOWNTOWN FUCKTOWN is the absolute epicentre of fucktown.

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"Were gonna take this situation to downtown fucktown here boys if you don't stop sitting on my car..."

"Oh mate is was terrible! She caught me in bed with her best friend....and she took it straight to downtown fucktown...cost me 2 hours in the emergency room with a fractured skull!"

DOWNTOWN FUCKTOWN by K9Guy October 6, 2009