FUCKTOWN 

FUCKTOWN, alternatively spelt as two separate words, is a description of an undesirable place either real or imagined. It generally embodies the worst possibilities and eventualities of the given situation it is applied to.

"If I get to work late again my boss is gonna send me to fucktown"

"I just cant seem to catch a break at the moment, I'm living in the middle of fucktown and it ain't getting better..."

"Mate if you don't stop talking to my girlfriend like that I'm taking you to fucktown, population you!"

FUCKTOWN by K9Guy October 6, 2009

fucktown 

a place where no one wants to be. an imaginary town where losers or Fuckers should go to be by themselves.

when someone you dont like talks to you tell them u will blow there ass to fucktown. mandy u are a whore and i will blow u to fucktown

fucktown by zach youngblut April 26, 2007

fucktown 

A great place to eat a hot dog, burrito, or tuna sandwich.

"I am hungry, think I will head on over to fucktown for a foot long"

"My jaw is so sore, I ate way too much at Fucktown"

fucktown by drainsnake December 21, 2011

Fucktown 

(noun): Any town that is either too small or nobody gives enough of a fuck to say its probably longer than necessary name.

God damit! i have to head over to Fucktown today for a volleyball game!

Fucktown by Zoro 3 March 3, 2011

fucktown 

a place in the actual middle of nowhere

Vienna is so far away, it's in fucktown.

The party was in fucktown, so no one went.

fucktown by baternanus October 11, 2017

DOWNTOWN FUCKTOWN 

DOWNTOWN FUCKTOWN is the absolute epicentre of fucktown.

Please see fucktown for a further description

"Were gonna take this situation to downtown fucktown here boys if you don't stop sitting on my car..."

"Oh mate is was terrible! She caught me in bed with her best friend....and she took it straight to downtown fucktown...cost me 2 hours in the emergency room with a fractured skull!"

DOWNTOWN FUCKTOWN by K9Guy October 6, 2009

The Mayor of Fucktown 

A self-referential term used by friend or colleague who is never not fucked.

Said friend has existed in a negative space for too long a time and has accepted the constant life-fucking they're being subjected to, thus declaring him/herself The Mayor of Fucktown. Typically, they're genuinely happy, if not downright giddy, when someone joins them to wallow in shared misery.

Side-note: self-declared mayors are prone to greetings such as "Welcome to Fucktown!"

Chenille: "My boss just told us no more WFH Fridays (sigh).. welcome to Fucktown."

Ron: "I got fired for drinking on the job and a cop gave me a DUI on the way home. I'm The Mayor of Fucktown!"

The Mayor of Fucktown by BlkFlg August 11, 2024