Downstairs DJ 

Female masturbation. Attributed to comedian Pete Holmes

She's thirty and all the guys are taken or douches; another night spinning tracks with the downstairs dj.

Downstairs DJ by Mr_happy_time August 26, 2013

downscidrowbe 

when you're just too retarded to spell 'down syndrome' use downscidrowbe.

You have downscidrowbe.

downscidrowbe by THEDON218 August 12, 2012

Lying Downstairs 

Lying Downstairs is when someone isn't telling the truth about how many people they've slept with.

Wow! Look at Susan, she is really lying downstairs!

Lying Downstairs by TheBigMacDaddy May 4, 2020

downside of street cred 

selling your soul to try to please some imagined audience

he bought the shoes and shirt but wasn't accepted so he found out about the downside of street cred.
Diluted standards and lowest common denominators are the dirty open secret of the downside of street cred.

downside of street cred by adam_before_eve September 24, 2005

downstairs mix-up 

your underside junk, commonly referred to by old greg as a mangina

occasionally is illuminated

"what about the boat times?"
"those weren't really times that was more of an exposure"
"you saw my downstairs mix-up"

downstairs mix-up by 0ld greg January 10, 2009

downstairs brain 

A man's sexual organs, as opposed to his usual so-called-brain, the upstairs brain.

Mike wasn't digging Jen, but three beers later he was thinking with his downstairs brain. Now he has herpes.

downstairs brain by MWazza April 17, 2009

Downstairs Mustache 

pubic hair

Her downstairs mustache was so dirty it had a whole ecosystem living in it.

Downstairs Mustache by gimmiesumgrain August 29, 2010