dowager

A (possibly wealthy) old woman, particularly one with an osteoporosis-induced hunchback (a "dowager's hump").

The widow next door is a rich old dowager.

dowager by Aaron T. September 24, 2006

dowager

a cutie.

what's up dowager!

dowager by rob April 6, 2004

Drag Dowager 

An older rich woman who dresses and does her hair and makeup in such a way that she resembles a drag queen.

“Girl, check out that drag dowager in isle three. I half expected to see an Adam’s apple on her.”

Drag Dowager by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Fanged Dowager 

An unmarried woman between 40 to 45 years of age

Man, she's held out against the peer pressure of society by not settling for a ball and chain of a man for so long that she's now a Fanged Dowager in her own right.

Fanged Dowager by Alfeirgerson June 19, 2025

The Wealthy Dowager 

A perverse sexual act in which during oral sex the male ejaculates into the receiver's mouth and squeezes his or her cheeks to force the cum out followed by smashing it into his or her face, a la a wealthy individual getting hit in the face with a cream pie in an old comedy short like The Three Stooges. This is easier to perform if the receiver is the spitting type.

Yeah bro, it would have, but I totally gave her The Wealthy Dowager last night!

The Wealthy Dowager by Vonsternium March 23, 2011

Downagers 

Labelled by Australian social researcher Mark McCrindle (www.mccrindle.com.au), 'downagers' refers to those Australians aged over 60 for whom age is just a number. They comprise 24% of this demographic and feel and act far younger than their age would suggest. They are the fastest growing segment of the 60+ demographic and they value travel, lifestyle, social connection, and they adapt quite easily to new technology.

"Your parents are real downagers, always on the road and up to date with the latest technology."

Downagers by Wolfwoman September 12, 2009

Donager 

Male Organ

Man, you got a big donager

Donager by Joe22207 July 18, 2011