dowager
A (possibly wealthy) old woman, particularly one with an osteoporosis-induced hunchback (a "dowager's hump").
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dowager
what's up dowager!
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The Wealthy Dowager
A perverse sexual act in which during oral sex the male ejaculates into the receiver's mouth and squeezes his or her cheeks to force the cum out followed by smashing it into his or her face, a la a wealthy individual getting hit in the face with a cream pie in an old comedy short like The Three Stooges. This is easier to perform if the receiver is the spitting type.
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Labelled by Australian social researcher Mark McCrindle (www.mccrindle.com.au), 'downagers' refers to those Australians aged over 60 for whom age is just a number. They comprise 24% of this demographic and feel and act far younger than their age would suggest. They are the fastest growing segment of the 60+ demographic and they value travel, lifestyle, social connection, and they adapt quite easily to new technology.
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