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A noun meaning, quite simply, "one who does not know what Douské is."
My teacher, is a Douské.

That guy is a total Douské

Douskés make me angry.
Douské by notaDouské February 6, 2010
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A dominance of a person, group of people, or situation that is so bad a whole new word had to be invented.
Red Player 1: I just got 3 headshots, a stick, and a splatter on the blue team.

Red Player 2: Dang, blue team just got dousted!!
Dousted by WildRaveXiii February 28, 2009
Related Words
Douské Douse doused Doussel DOOSKER Doskey dounker Douse me Douser donskey
A Greek way of saying "douche bag". Usually a middle aged man who drives a beemer and is socially awkward.
That guys a total douskos.
douskos by Johnny Cutz February 22, 2017

douse the lights 

To put out, or extinguish, a fire or a light.
Just stay where I can see you.
Douse the lights!
We sure are in for a show tonight

-Panic! At the Disco
Calling someone an extreme idiot (adjective)
Adam: Hello. I like anal sex
Sidney: You are such a dousher
dousher by pointguard 12 April 28, 2009
Suffix of other words:

1. ”a-roo“ (eg. hit-a-roo, cheers-y-poo)

2. ”a-rooski”
3. ”a-roosker-doodle”
4. ”a-roosker-doodle-pooskie-in-your-doodle-poodle-roosker”

Gradually turned into a versatile word:

5. ”Doosker ”
Verb: I ”dooskered” it.

Adverb: Don’t you dare “doosker“ poodle me.

Noun: You put your “doosker” in my roosker.

Pronoun: You fuckin “Doosker“.

Adjective: You’re a real

”doosker” poodle.

Exclamation: ”DOOOSKER!!!”
DOOSKER by KKMMTDL October 9, 2019

douse your drawers 

to pee your pants in the figurative sense.

to complain and/or carry on about an expected outcome or result that has yet to be determined.

visible and/or audible discomfort with a situation.
Mike, are you going to douse your drawers again after the Giants tie the game?

Those two always douse their drawers when we don't show up right on time.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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