Doush Nozzle

A dick-wad. Some person who has NO F*cking idea in the world what the hell they are doing. Particularly a guy.

That guy, Joshua, he is such a doush nozzle, he just fucked your mom!!

by Gay4life February 1, 2010

Dush Nozzle

The way educationally challenged Germanic people spell douche nozzle.

Big Al: Scot isn't just a dush bag, he's a dush nozzle.

by phousedj April 1, 2009

douch nozzle

wayyy worse then calling somone a douch because nozzle is the dirtiest part of the douch... yuk

you are such a douch nozzle!!!! qrill

by generikal.com April 28, 2003

Dough nozzle

A semi erect penis that can't be mashed into desired area. Much like pushing rope into a small hole. The end result is a sticky mess with goals unachieved.

He was so drunk, it was a dough nozzle. pushing rope

by KayRonMarySausage March 5, 2017

Dough nozzle

A semi erect penis that can't be mashed into desired area. Much like pushing rope into a small hole. The end result is a sticky mess with goals unachieved.

He was so drunk, it was a dough nozzle. pushing rope

by KayRonMarySausage March 5, 2017

Douchnozzle

A douchnozzle is an individual who is less than, or lower than, a douchbag. These individuals cannot be compared to the entire apparatus, but can only be reasonably compared to the business end of the device: The greasy, nasty little tip.

Look at that douchnozzle riding that scooter wearing those faggy-looking red, white and blue fingerless gloves! Rock on EASY RIDER!
Also, virtually all males seen driving convertibles with the top down and the windows up are douchnozzles.

Another example of a douchnozzle is anybody with a Batman tattoo.

by Rook's Buddy May 7, 2010

Douchnozzle

This is someone along the lines of a douchbag but they are worse. If someone is a douchbag and then some, then they are a douchnozzle.

Look at that douchnozzle over there he is so drunk he thinks the tree he is talking to is a person.

by jncrawford48 May 19, 2009