Douglass

Douglass is an annoying know it all who somehow gets better grades than you no matter what you do, and they are the single most popular kid in school, despite having no personality or values.

Person 1: Fuck Douglass!!!
Person 2: Don't tell me what to do.

by DefinitelyNotEamon October 29, 2020

Douglass

A older lad who hangs out/in a relationship with younger kid/s hoping they will look up to him because he's older.

Lewis: "Oi, is that Douglass kid a nonce? I seen him hangin' out with a load of little kids"
Davie "Aye, he's goin' out with one."

by The Hoost May 21, 2008

Douglass

A man without a spade

Friend 1: “Hey Douglass, can I borrow a spade?

Douglass: “I don’t have a spade!”

by suchdank my dudes May 21, 2018

Douglass

The name of a super f***ing asshole who automatically gets all the chicks for some reason

Dude 1- man Douglass is such a dick
Dude2- your only saying that cuz he fucked your mom

by Sofa king hot March 4, 2021

Douglass High School

Welcome to Douglass High School 10% are pot heads 20% whores who can’t fucking dress 10% are weird ass kids the other 60% are country. And some kids even turn up having kids before finishing High School. And no one will know where you’re actually from because it’s in the bum fuck of no where.

dude 1: Where’d you go to High School?
dude2: Douglass High School
dude1: Where the hell is that?

by soldier123456789 October 6, 2022

Douglass C James

A fattass lowlife who steals peoples wives and pisses off alot of people. approx 11 months after he steals a wife, he will be found mysteriously shot in the head....such a shame.... ;)

Douglass c james is a looser

by Keggy Dulan October 11, 2009

douglass fur

extreme growth, or otherwise lack of 'manscaping', regarding male pubic hair surrounding the penis, which in turn grows upward around the penis, resembling a Douglas Fir

Bob maintained his Douglass Fur proudly because he enjoyed his Kat laying by it.

by bdog47 December 12, 2013