get up on the head

1. Encouraging directive made by a male for a female (or male, if that's how you swing) partner to directly engage the head of the penis in either oral, vaginal or some other orifice-centered sexual act.

2. A derogatory exclamation made from one male to another as an insult, much akin to telling someone to "suck my dick".

1. Girl: "Ooh, baby, I am feeling so sexy right now....." Guy: "Well GET UP ON THE HEAD, girl!!!!"

2. Guy 1: "You need to get out of my face, man..." Guy 2: "GET UP ON THE HEAD, you fucktard!!!"

by BDOG47 May 27, 2017

Sunday britches

A non-vulgar way of saying son of a bitch. When used in spoken English, it sounds like you're saying "sons-a-bitches!"

Wife: Honey, I forgot to pay the water bill again.
Husband: Sunday Britches, woman! Now they gonna go and cut off the water..... again!"

by BDOG47 October 09, 2019

gut-gagger

A gas station / convenience store hotdog, usually of dubious quality and freshness.

I stopped at the Slurp & Burp to grab a couple of gut-gaggers and a Coke for lunch.

by BDOG47 March 13, 2016

douglass fur

extreme growth, or otherwise lack of 'manscaping', regarding male pubic hair surrounding the penis, which in turn grows upward around the penis, resembling a Douglas Fir

Bob maintained his Douglass Fur proudly because he enjoyed his Kat laying by it.

by bdog47 December 13, 2013