Douchebag Hat 

Noun - A faggy looking mixbreed of a baseball cap and a conductor hat. This hat is usually dark green or black, purchased at Le Chateau on the men's side, and worn at night. The douchebag hat is worn low as to cover the snakelike red eyes of the douchebag wearing it. The douchebag hat is a fashion statement that says, "Look at me! I'm a big, bloated, superficial douchebag! Wanna fuck?"

Did you see Randy/Joe and the new whore he's fucking standing by the bar?

No.

Right there. He's the one wearing the douchebag hat.

Oh. I see him now.

Douchebag Hat by Playaaa What! September 26, 2007

douchebagathon 

When a person constantly acts stupid and dumb. They are running the Douchebagathon.

Damn, douchebagathon! Did u win the douchebag race for douchebagaknights.

douchebagathon by Cory G. B April 2, 2008

Douchebagattractionitis 

a illness or disease in which a person is repeatedly attracted to men that are douchebags and continue to date and/or hookup with them despite their douchebaginess.

Girl 1: How was your date?
Girl 2: Horrible. He turned out to be just another douchebag.
Girl 1: You my friend are suffering from douchebagattractionitis.

Douchebagattractionitis by NinaM November 8, 2011

douchebagatastic 

an action or person who is of an epic douchebag degree

"hey steve guess what"
"what?"
"im moving"
"really?"
"no"
"thats douchebagatastic"

douchebagatastic by Micro8s October 16, 2009

Anti-Douchebagatry 

Lack of Ability to blend in and or fit in or not suck ass

Lack of Ability to become one of the greats in this World

YOU JUST PLAIN SUCK ASS

FUCK YOUR LIFE

the Anti-douchebagatry in this room is off the charts

Anti-Douchebagatry by billabongman aka the nickster February 25, 2009

Douchebagation 

Where a douche bag of some sort(Matt or any type of male) who gets dominated or pwned by a woman which makes them a douche bag more than they already were.

Matt: 2+2=6
Kaylee: No, it's 4.
Matt: Nu-uh!
Kaylee: Is so! Stop being such a butt face just face the fact you got Douchebagation but in a past tense.

Douchebagation by Mel. March 18, 2008

douchebagatry 

The process of sucking ass.

Nancy was preforming douchebagatry today xD

douchebagatry by Diego Santos March 3, 2009