Douche-cous
a man who acts like a severe asshole or douche bag. Derived from the food substance cous-cous. Also the planet that males originate from.
Douche-cous by Gwen December 8, 2003
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doucheous
Rick: "Can I see your iPhone? I wanna play a song, cuz everyone is bored of Creed..."
Hernan: "NO!"
Rick: "Wow... Alright. You don't have to act so doucheous..."
Hernan: "NO!"
Rick: "Wow... Alright. You don't have to act so doucheous..."
doucheous by A Breed of Sushi January 25, 2009
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douchecoustic
A sub genre of alternative music played by such artists/bands as John Mayer, Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews and many more. The music makes you feel like an edd hardy wearing, fake tanned, sunglasses at night wearing douchebag. Douchecoustic music is mainly centered around at least one guitar. A true douchecoustic fan only gives the initials of a douchecoustic artist such as DMB for dave matthews band.
Man 1: Whats your favorite type of music bra?
Bra: I like chilling to some douchecoustic while i light up.
Man 1: You get JM's new album?
Man 2: Na, I dont like douchecoustic music.
Bra: I like chilling to some douchecoustic while i light up.
Man 1: You get JM's new album?
Man 2: Na, I dont like douchecoustic music.
douchecoustic by bigpapa13 November 17, 2009
doucheous maximus
A person that is the prime example of a douchebag. Maybe the term douchebag is too light a word to describe them. They think that they're all that and a bag of chips, and refuse to accept that they suck at life. Oftentimes they call other people douches because they are in denial of their own douche-ness.
"I pop muh collah and get all da bitches followin me around."
Bystanders: "Man, that guy's not just a douche, he's a doucheous maximus!"
Bystanders: "Man, that guy's not just a douche, he's a doucheous maximus!"
doucheous maximus by Camen510 January 2, 2009
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doucheous baggous by JuicyJ October 27, 2007
douchemous maximus
a person who fits the profile of a perfect douchebag. Someone, who often in public places, makes an ass out of themselves and the people associating with them. Derived from the term douche, which is a total ass clown, and maximus, a roman term meaning to a great degree. so Douchemous Maximus would be a complete and total douche.
Thomas - "You know that douche bag Dennis?" Tim - "Yeah that guy is a total douchemous maximus ." Thomas - "yeah he is..."
douchemous maximus by thebigredT January 20, 2009
Doucheous
Doucheous by idonthinksogr9 December 22, 2008
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