by Moontos November 22, 2006
A person who is equal parts douchebag and asshole. Usually reserved for the males species but not always.
Matt: I'm watching the game and having a brewskie, come over?
Ryan: Sorry man, I got a roller blading competition in an hour.
Matt: Ice skating after that? When did you become such a fucking douche hole?
Ryan: Sorry man, I got a roller blading competition in an hour.
Matt: Ice skating after that? When did you become such a fucking douche hole?
by Mo Nuts April 29, 2007
by nanna August 21, 2006
A douche hole would be a blonde kid with pinochio legs and a tall boy with a fro who doesnt like a girl that has brown hair. (these people would be: nicholas, jeremy)
Jeremy: Hey whats up?
Nick: Nothin just playing on runescape.
Jeremy: I hate charlene!
Nick: Me too!
Charlene: You douche holes! your both fags.
Nick: Nothin just playing on runescape.
Jeremy: I hate charlene!
Nick: Me too!
Charlene: You douche holes! your both fags.
by bridge head and pesha bobesha July 28, 2008
This is the ultimate douche and is so huge it can only exist in deep space. A black hole douche has a core of douchyness so dense it can bend light and sucks in and destroys all intelligent life forms around it. The black hole douche is so powerful that even a douche nuke cannot destroy it and simply mades it more powerful. Black hole douches are to be avoided at all costs.
Man, don't get anywhere near Dickie tonight. The dude is so monumentally douchy he has achieved Black Hole Douche status. Get anywhere close to him and you'll be sucked into his core and crushed into nothingness.
by speedshift September 15, 2014