This is the ultimate douche and is so huge it can only exist in
deep space. A black hole douche has a core of douchyness so
dense it can bend light and sucks in and destroys all intelligent life forms around it. The black hole douche is so powerful that even a douche
nuke cannot destroy it and simply mades it more powerful. Black hole douches are to be avoided at all costs.
Man, don't get anywhere near
Dickie tonight. The dude is so monumentally douchy he has achieved Black Hole Douche
status. Get anywhere close to him and you'll be sucked into his core and crushed into
nothingness.