Douche Slag

Porte-manteau term used as a derogative aimed at females. Comprised of "Douche Bag" and "Slag", hence combining the attributes associated with both words, into one.
A young woman or girl with questionable moral values and a natural attraction towards complete Douche Bags, coupled with a total absence of intellect and self-censorship, compounded with an overall lack of class.

Marty : Bro, you know Ben's ex, Jenny?
Sam : You mean the slut who gave B.Jss to the entire Lacrosse team?
Marty: Yup, that's the one!
Sam: What about her?
Marty: Well, I saw her last night at Angel's and she was lap dancing all over this greasy metrosexual poofter!!!
Sam: Dude! She's a total Douche Slag!

Douche Slag by McKinnay July 28, 2010

Doucheflag

Another name for car window flags.

People think they are super cool flying flags on all their car window, but everyone else thinks they are douchebags.

Doucheflag flyer: Hey check out the sweet Super Bowl champions window flag I have on my Jetta. The Patriots are the best!!
Bystander: Not only do you look like a giant douche for just having a doucheflag, but the Patriots haven't even been to the Super Bowl in years.

Doucheflag by ronious January 13, 2010

douchesag 

1. the ridiculous fashion trend where a guy sags his jeans down so low, that his ass hangs out.
2. a guy who leans his seat back while driving his car and drapes his wrist over the top of his steering wheel, usually while wearing a baseball cap sideways.

Jimarcus was a real "douchesag", he walked to his Honda Civic with his boxers hanging out of his jeans. Then to complete the look, he reclined his seat, turned his hat sideways and drove off with his loud-ass exhaust pipe annoying everyone in the parking lot.

douchesag by Fotofly November 29, 2010

doucheswag 

Signage, decoration, or other paraphernalia added to one's identifying possession(s), such as a vehicle, which the owner thinks makes them look cool but, in reality, just announces to the world that they are a douchebag.

Did you see all the doucheswag on that truck? Dangly truck-balls, blinding LED accent lights, and a "suck-on-this" bumper sticker to boot!

doucheswag by alexk81 September 29, 2019

Douchelage 

Much like the fuselage, which is the body of a plane; the douchelage is the body of a doucher.

Guy one: That man is such a douchebag
Guy two: How do you know?
Guy one: Did you not see his douchelage?

Douchelage by Barry Cool< November 26, 2009

Doucheflag

A popped collar. This gives off a clear signal that whoever is waving said doucheflag is, in fact, a douche.

Men who fly the doucheflag are often known to wear colorful plaid shorts and sport their favorite pair of Crocs.

John: Dude, Tommy should take down that doucheflag or nobody is ever going to talk to him.

Derek: Fo' sho'. He's such a douche.

Doucheflag by Seph Exo August 27, 2009

Doucheswag 

A person who's awesome, cool, and popular, but also a douche. You hate everything about them, but secretly want to be them.

Dave: Jeremy is a pretty cool guy - he's got lots of friends.
Alex: Yeah, but he also wears hats backwards and calls people 'bro'.
Dave: I guess he's a doucheswag.

Doucheswag by KobeLebronKobe August 10, 2010