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Douche Magoo 

A douche magoo is a chronic liar, and does so with a smug grin. They enjoy each passing lie so much the creepy smirk grow bigger and bigger.
Marco E. L. Mendicino is Douche Magoo
Douche Magoo by Honk Honk June 17, 2022

Douche Magoosh 

Being super douche baggish all the time.
Wow that Eric guy is such a douche magoosh!
Douche Magoosh by Rude1iscool March 27, 2011

douche magooche 

similar to a PAB, someone who expresses douche like qualities but to a greater extent. Someone who acts like betty.
Betty is a real douche magooche.

YA tell me about it.

Douche Maggot 

Ones who feed off the inconsiderate Douches or Dbags. Usually a Douche Bags "sidekick".
Girl 1: That guy is a total Douche Bag!

Girl 2: Yeah but his friend is even worse! He is a total Douche Maggot!!
Douche Maggot by J. Banks November 14, 2009

DoucheMcgooch

When a woman douches with the grease from the fries from McDonalds
Fatty Cathy liked McDonalds soo much that she had to DoucheMcgooch that shit.
DoucheMcgooch by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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