Douche Kill

Camping in call of duty or other fps in totally fucked places with the gayest weapons possible. Gayest weapons can include but are not limited to sniper rifles with acog scope, silenced shotguns, tomahawks, grenades cooked in a suicidal fashion, dual Uzis, energy hammers, c4, urine, sea urchins, power legs(duke nukem mp), rpgs, throwing knifes, and of course bags of dicks.

laying prone at the top of ladders with a shotgun. Laying prone on stairs waiting for a fag to kill. Sitting behind a door.Where no one has every tried to camp before, so they would never expect it is really the general rule for true douche kills. Personally i like to duck behind a desk like a boss with a shotgun while making quotes such as ya fired, or step into my office, we do not negotiate with fags, Im the boss i need the info, etc.......JUST BE A DICK AND YOU TO CAN DOUCHe KILL

Douche Kill by Dymeleon January 10, 2013

Douche Faced Killer 

1. A term used in anger towards another person or object. Can be used in place of words like ass-clown and mother fucker.

2. Term for someone who is very, very douchey. Often, this person is so douchey that they take all the fun out of whatever you are doing.

1. "Watch where the hell you are driving you douched face killer!"

2. "That guy is such a douche faced killer... he is working out with ten pound weights trying to impress the ladies."

Douche Faced Killer by Atrsoco7584 March 15, 2009

Douchebilly

A combination of a douchebag and a hillbilly. Not just a douchebag and not just a hillbilly but both! A Douchebilly!

My ex-husband is a real douchebilly

Douchebilly by muleymomma February 2, 2010

Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville 

King of the Douches, the biggest douche in all of the land. Every time he tries to talk a giant stream of douchewater squirts out. These douche squirts are often accompanied by his lies. Things like "I love you.", "Sex can wait.", and "I value you as a human being." It is important that you do not fall victim to any of these lies, or he will hit it, quit it, and toss you to the curb. And you will be yet another victim of his awe-inspiring douchedom. Douche Douchington is a rare species of Douchebag, which does not require food, but instead, requires hours and hours of the universal douchebag passtime, Call of Duty. In fact, the only thing he loves more than pussy is, indeed, his x-box. If it were at all humanly possible, he would stick his dirty dick into the x-box slot and fuck it's brains out. The Duke of Doucheville is a jack of many trades, and his varied talents include: playing Rock Band, playing paintball, playing Guitar Hero, lying to women, living with his parents, and not having a job. It is suggested that you avoid Douche Douchington at ALL TIMES. Men who are exposed to him often contract the Douche Disease, a highly common, seemingly incurable illness which will turn you into a walking, breathing pussy washer. Women who are exposed are generally not susceptible to this disease, but must ensure that they protect themselves from the other awful viruses, such as AIDS, crabs, and jock itch, which may be contracted when in his douchey presence.

Ryan is such an enourmous douche, he has been renamed Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville.

Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville by fuckyouryan March 24, 2010

doucheville

An area of a city with a large douchebag community.

Frank: "The apartment is nice and it's close to all amenities"

Nic: "too bad it's located in central doucheville"

Frank: "Yeah, I would have to spike my hair with splooze just to get a martini"

doucheville by Alakma September 29, 2009

Doucheville

Doucheville is a state of mind reached only through the blatant abuse of alcohol and loud music. Oftentimes people residing in Doucheville will be wearing their sunglasses at night.

Guy: wanna go to Doucheville tonight.
Girl: Turn up the music. I'll get the vodka.

Doucheville by MT Most Wanted January 3, 2013

Douchezilla 

1. A douchebag of monsterous proportions. The king of all douchebags. One who is a terror to coworkers, partners and family for his douchebaggery ways. Generally unliked by his peers for behavior unsuitable for humane society.

2. An asshat man who cheats on his wife with you. Then leaves her for you and then returns to his wife six weeks later. Then the cycle repeats, multiple times.

Jesse wants me to take him back after he has gone back and forth between his wife and I...six times! What a Douchezilla!

Douchezilla by Berry817 October 22, 2010