Douche Johnson

A faggot with a small penis. And a douche.

Stop being a Douche Johnson.

by Mexican jumping bean April 06, 2015

Douche Bag Johnson

Biggest baddest douche of all time. Much bigger than a douche pot pie.

Guy 1: Dude yer such a douche.
Guy 2: BS yer a Douche Bag Johnson
Guy 3: Burn.

by Drockdangle October 12, 2009