Douche Hose
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Douchenose
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douchehole
douchehole by Jaime Rae May 27, 2006
douchehorse
Someone who's douchyness is too large to fit into a bag.
Can be used in place of douchebag where appropriate.
Can be used in place of douchebag where appropriate.
Can't believe that guy cut in front of me in line and spilt his drink on me while doing it, he's such a douchehorse
douchehorse by Rakky September 26, 2009
douchehorse
A douchehorse is someone who attempts to conquer Japan by sending a fleet of shitty riverboats to sea, then gets all surprised when every single boat sinks in a storm, resulting in the highest number of at-sea casualties in history.
douchehorse by zurmalurm May 26, 2009
assbag douchehole
Someone who retains the qualities of an asshole and a douchebag so well, a combination of both is necessary to describe that person.
Tim won the lottery and then took your girlfriend, all while wearing a pink shirt with the collar popped, what an assbag douchehole.
assbag douchehole by Swartz, J.R. July 24, 2008
douchehole
douche + asshole. thereby, making the person in question, more of a douche and an asshole at the same time. generally used with people who just drive you crazy and calling them anything else just seems too little. it was invented for frank lampard.
That Frank Lampard is such a douchehole.
douchehole by jlschen April 24, 2009
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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