Douche Bagé

1. A closed minded, thinks they are cool, conformist, jerk/slut, that feels everyone loves them and they are the best.

2. Vage Cleaning Device


Yes, I made a different spelling becuas eit wasn't on here...

Taylor is freaking Douche Bagé.

by TaylorElisa January 18, 2009

Douche Bagery

The act of doing something that would lead others to believe you are in fact a douche bag.

John: (watching Bush on TV) This guy is such a douche bag.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douche bagery on one level or another.

by emptsent January 13, 2008

douche bagel

Like douche bag, but way better because of the extra "el," and also has the ability to accept condiments such as creme cheese.

You're such a douche bagel you should sell yourself at panera bread.

by S. Beebe August 4, 2007

Douche-bagette

a female douchebag

Meredith is always complaining, She is such a douche-bagette

by lesterboomboombangs May 10, 2006

douche bagel

a word that means douche bag.
same as douche donut.

"hey, that guy's a douche bagel"

"yeah, his mom told me that too and he stole my word!"

by kevinhatespee October 3, 2009

Douche Bagel

Someone who is a douche bag and looks like a Jewish person.

They may actually be Italian, but have a Jew fro and a beard that would make a 17 year old look like a pedo.

They may actually wear glasses as well.

Ex. GOD! Salvatore Ciano is such a douche bagel. He needs to get a life and stop lurking the internet. Freaking douche bagel.

by JKudo September 23, 2009

Douche bagen

Basically someone acting like a completely asshole so you call them a small syringe with detachable nozzles for fluid injections, used chiefly for vaginal lavage and for enemas. But in german, which is much worse.

Stop being a Douche Bagen

by Bridget E May 10, 2008