Bagen

A typical fat american kid who loves fast food and video games

You are a bloody bagen m8

by XxsupersnipesxX June 3, 2018

bagen

When you spell "began" with the vowels switched because it's midnight and you know your gonna get a bad grade on this paper anyways.

This bagen a long and deeply interconnected series of events that eventually led to his demise.

by Ersnotto "Che" Guevara June 4, 2017

Monagan Bagen

A path to enlightenment. Many individuals seek the road of Monagan Bagen to clear their conscience and restore a balance to their soul. A monagan bagen, in a sense, is the real Holy Grail. Many people believe that it grants immortality when really it grants you passage to Heaven when you die.

Indiana Jones was seeking the Holy Grail in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade but the truth was he found the Monagan Bagen.

by Potsie July 19, 2009

Guggen Bagen

The term you use when referencing a "gang bang" when children or family are present.

"Hey, after Christmas dinner let's go get some friends and Guggen Bagen."

by AmyD3000 July 1, 2016

Douche bagen

Basically someone acting like a completely asshole so you call them a small syringe with detachable nozzles for fluid injections, used chiefly for vaginal lavage and for enemas. But in german, which is much worse.

Stop being a Douche Bagen

by Bridget E May 10, 2008

double bagen-it

When you wear 2 condoms for extra protection but loose alot of feeling when haveing sex.

Me and wife dont want kid yet so im double bagen-it tonight.

by michael69 October 13, 2005

bagek

The noise a chicken makes. Not usually said around chicken, more of a call or holler to get your buddies attention. Also pronounced "Yigek". Started by Matt Maher, Matt Sprecher and Eric Edelmann in Walnut Creek, CA in 1998. Many a shirt was made know as the "bagek shirt" which featured a drawing of the bagek chicken on the front holding an unsidedown "sur" sign. Shirts sold quite well for about $15

Bafaa Bojangles: Yyyiiiiggggeeeeekkkkk!!!!!! (bagek)
Cornelious: Sur!!! You got any bagek shirts left fer sale?
Bafaa Bojangles: Nah just sold me last 40 at lunch
Cornelious: Truth, you rolling to the kegger at williams tonight?
Bafaa Bojangles: Meh

by Messy Ma May 23, 2006