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Doubled Dragon 

One male sits naked attempting to perform oral sex on himself. Another person sits on the shoulders of the first male, also naked and defecates down thier back. A long deep moan is encouraged from both parties to complete this act on its entirety.
Did you see Kevin and jake last night? I walked in on them performing a doubled dragon !

doubled up 

Rosie Ann is doubled up but hasn't told her mom yet.
doubled up by rubberknife August 15, 2021

doubled up 

My best friend is doubled up but hasn't told her mom yet.
doubled up by rubberknife August 15, 2021

Shoulda Doubled Down 

You really shoulda doubled down, man
Me: *wins game of blackjack and doesn't double down*
Literally everyone in the room: "Shoulda doubled down, pussy"

Double-headed Mutant Eagle 

Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.
Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.

In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.

Double-wide Surprise 

An exceptionally large and visually appealing man ass that has somehow been concealed. Usually sought after by cross-dressing rabbits.
Look I ain't gay or anything, I just got caught off guard by Elmer's Double-wide surprise.