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double winky 

The act of a man draping his testicles over the bridge of his partner's nose,one ball over each eye and having "butterfly kisses" administered to his nuts.
Man,that Kathy isn't much at sucking dick, but she sure can execute a perfect double winky with those false eyelashes.
double winky by Carny Boy November 28, 2007

double winkie 

Having your partner under your balls batting their eyelashes against your ball hair. Your partner can also be jerking you off or giving you a rusty trombone at the same time.
She gave him a double winkie while reaching up and jerking him off
double winkie by wee gilly March 19, 2014

double eye winkey

when you titty fuck a girl from the opposite way and she winks on your nuts to tickle them
double eye winkey by sampson420ex October 6, 2004

Doublewank 

What George Orwell Thought of Strava. The sixth event in a private school sextathlon.
It's pissing it down out there but I've only packed string vests and short shorts; the Beeb's medium term forecasts are doublewank.
Doublewank by M1nt5auce July 14, 2017
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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