Double Doink

When you obtain two fat-ass doinks during a sesh, and proceed to hit both at the same time.

While sitting in the rotation Jared was breaking the puff puff pass rule. Upon finally passing the blunt, he double doinked Dalton who wasn’t expecting Jared to finally pass. Dalton then preceded to enjoy the double doink while conducting a dope dragon exhale.

by SMTX April 05, 2018

Double Doink

When you miss a field goal by hitting the upright and then the crossbar.

Coined by NBC commentator Chris Collingsworth during 2019 wildcard playoff between Eagles and Bears.

C. Parkey (CHI) is the captain of double doink’s.

by CocoRip42 January 07, 2019

Double Doink

When you attempt a game winning field goal but miss by hitting both the cross bar and the upright.

Yo did you see the bears lose. The field goal attempt at the end was a fucking double doink

by Somerando January 07, 2019

Double Doink

When you have sex with one person, then another unbeknownst to the first, and you go back to the first with double the sex juices in/on your genitalia.

Friend: Dude, did you hear about the girl next to you in Physics? I heard her boyfriend fucked her seconds after he got his dick wet with some other chick’s vag juice.

Other Friend: Oh, you mean she got double doinked! Back to back like she’s on the cover of lethal weapon.

Both: Whoaaaaaa. Very important and very pretentious.

by MysterC495051 January 07, 2019

Double doink

When you kick a field goal and hit the upright and the crossbar and miss the field goal.

Cody Parkey double doinked a field goal to lose the 2018 NFC wildcard game to the Philadelphia Eagles.

by DoubleDoink42 January 07, 2019