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Double Doink 

When you obtain two fat-ass doinks during a sesh, and proceed to hit both at the same time.
While sitting in the rotation Jared was breaking the puff puff pass rule. Upon finally passing the blunt, he double doinked Dalton who wasn’t expecting Jared to finally pass. Dalton then preceded to enjoy the double doink while conducting a dope dragon exhale.
Double Doink by SMTX May 21, 2018
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Double Doink 

When you miss a field goal by hitting the upright and then the crossbar.

Coined by NBC commentator Chris Collingsworth during 2019 wildcard playoff between Eagles and Bears.
C. Parkey (CHI) is the captain of double doink’s.
Double Doink by CocoRip42 January 6, 2019

Double doink 

When you kick a field goal and hit the upright and the crossbar and miss the field goal.
Cody Parkey double doinked a field goal to lose the 2018 NFC wildcard game to the Philadelphia Eagles.
Double doink by DoubleDoink42 January 7, 2019

Double Doink 

When you attempt a game winning field goal but miss by hitting both the cross bar and the upright.
Yo did you see the bears lose. The field goal attempt at the end was a fucking double doink
Double Doink by Somerando January 6, 2019

Double Doink 

When you have sex with one person, then another unbeknownst to the first, and you go back to the first with double the sex juices in/on your genitalia.
Friend: Dude, did you hear about the girl next to you in Physics? I heard her boyfriend fucked her seconds after he got his dick wet with some other chick’s vag juice.

Other Friend: Oh, you mean she got double doinked! Back to back like she’s on the cover of lethal weapon.

Both: Whoaaaaaa. Very important and very pretentious.
Double Doink by MysterC495051 January 6, 2019

Double doinkered

When a man and a woman (wearing a strap on) penetrate another man at the same time.
Jerry went to help Red and did not expect to get a rhino punch from her while he was getting double doinkered.
Double doinkered by Hammerhead250 November 8, 2020

Double doinker dick 

When the bitch files a lawsuit against you and you don’t know how to cope so you jerk off two dicks at once
“FUCK dude my wife just fuckin double doinker dicked me now i don’t know what the fuck to do! Just give me your dick, I need to cope”
Double doinker dick by SMC_SNIPER September 23, 2019