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Double Doink 

When you have sex with one person, then another unbeknownst to the first, and you go back to the first with double the sex juices in/on your genitalia.
Friend: Dude, did you hear about the girl next to you in Physics? I heard her boyfriend fucked her seconds after he got his dick wet with some other chick’s vag juice.

Other Friend: Oh, you mean she got double doinked! Back to back like she’s on the cover of lethal weapon.

Both: Whoaaaaaa. Very important and very pretentious.
Double Doink by MysterC495051 January 6, 2019