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Double Clutching 

Finger blasting two chicks simultaneously from behind in a public setting, preferably on the dance floor while wearing sunglasses
Nate: Yo did you see Sam out on the dance floor?
Jake: Finger blasting those two hussies?
Nate: Yeah he was double clutching the shit out of them!
Jake: WOW! I gotta get me two hoes to double clutch!
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double clutching 

When a man is having sex with a woman, and he sticks a finger up her asshole.
Whenever I bang doggystyle, I see her balloonknot, and I can't resist double clutching.

double clutching 

To finger bang a person's ass while either performing oral sex on them, or while giving a male a hand job.
I encourage double clutching to my girlfriends.
I was watching porn, and this girl double clutched the dude.
double clutching by Jesse Ray 620 December 19, 2008

double clutching 

Hitting the weed twice and then passing it. Usually a party foul.
"Whats wrong with you man, dont be double clutching on my weed."

Double clutching 

When a hoe takes on two or more dicks at the same time
Guy 1: Yo, Sheena new “man” don’t know is she is the biggest double clutching slut in the hood!

Guy 2: Hahaha, man that hoe messing around with John, Matt and Quameer at the same time? What a simp

Double-clutching

The act of returning to the bathroom to wipe your ass after an earlier shit.
“I had a thousand wiper this morning I need to go double-clutch it” double-clutch/double-clutching

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026