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double clicking the mouse 

female masturbation; tuning the piano; the dreaded finger diddle; playing the clitar
As I walk in the bedroom, to my complete surprise, my girlfriend was double clicking the mouse.

Double clicking your mouse 

Female masturbation, making reference to the finger action one might do to the clit and its similarity to that of double clicking a computer mouse
Becky went home and "double clicked her mouse" last night

Becky constantly "double clicks her mouse" to me

Becky, What are you doing, Watching porn and "double clicking your mouse"?

Double-clicking the Mouse 

female masterbation; rubbing clitoris for pleasure and/or orgasm
I can only reach orgasm by Double-Clicking the Mouse.

double clicking her mouse 

a way that guys refer to the females masturbation process.
Last night I caught my girlfriend double clicking her mouse.

double clicking the mouse 

knee-jerk reaction by anyone with an I.Q. under 80 when they stumble upon anything that only needs to be clicked once.
Click on the link below for this weeks church functions (just once, not twice you ignorant piece of crap)
double clicking the mouse by KCG January 26, 2004

double clicking the mouse 

male masturbation, Saluting the General (former US Surgeon Gen. Dr. Jocelyn Elders), Rubbing Buddhas tummy, Making a Deposit, Exercising a right to Privacy, Stretching the Truth
After a vigorous workout the middle aged lad looked forward with anticipation to some extra special quiet time double clicking the mouse
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