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double-budded

(Adj.) To have earbuds placed in both ears at moderate to high volume in a workplace or social setting, in a bid to deliberately tune out others around you.

Earbuds may also be worn but not actually turned on, as a visual repellent to any social interaction.

(Coined by Heather C******** at ***** Labs)
"Stacy was double-budded while the new protocol was announced."

"Hey Chase..."
Chase, out of sight on far side of the room: "..."
"CHASE."
Chase: "..."
"...He must be double-budded."
double-budded by Yargengee March 23, 2019

Double buddin' 

When you are listening to music with one ear bud in and then a really good song comes on and you HAVE to put in both ear buds.
Sorry dude my favorite song just came on, I'm a be double buddin'
Double buddin' by Mcluvin' December 30, 2019

Double buddin 

When you use two cotton buds at the same time and you get that weird sensation and your eyes roll back
Dude have you ever tried cleaning both your ears at the same time?

Yeah man you mean double Buddin.

Double tunnel buddy 

When you and your bro have both taken down the same chick via both tunnels (vaginally and anally).
“Bro! Are you my double tunnel buddy?”

“Don’t even tell me you double tunneled with that Lindsay chick, bro”

Double wide nutty buddy 

“Man Trisha was wild last night! Definitely our new double wide nutty buddy.”

DoubleButLive 

funny canadian man who overcompensates with his hair length - streams on twitch every blue moon and is dating a slice of cake.
I caught that DoubleButLive stream last night!! what a maple leaf.