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double baked pastry

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hi are you a double baked pastry bevause your such a retart

double bakers dozen 

When you proceed to throw back a double bakers dozen of beers with the boys. Typically involves drinking the local beer, namely coors banquet while in denver
After last nights bar crawl we should run it back on the double bakers dozen

double-door bakery 

Simply Pooping on the vagina then perform sex....the next time she goes poop she will poop out both ends.
Susie enjoyed her double-door bakery the next morning.
double-door bakery by Bill Dance September 30, 2006

doublenaked 

The act of being both naked an not-naked at the same time.

Similar to 1984's doublethink, it involves two seemingly opposites existing at the same time.
Last night I had a dream where I went to school and was doublenaked. I was wearing clothes, you know, but everyone could see my junk.

or

Big Brother is watching you so closely it's as if you're doublenaked.

Joan Rivers Doubletake 

When you see clothing so bad, you can't help but doubletake.
That all-denim get-up is a Joan Rivers Doubletake waiting to happen.

Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.

doublenaked 

The state of nudity two people find themselves in after sex. Its like being stalkers, only twice as naked.
"We banged on the floor, and then we doublenaked cuddled."
doublenaked by Snippy&Snappy September 15, 2011