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Refers to a dude that is confusing other people, but he is confusing to himself even more.
A guy whose name sounds Russian, looks Indian, but is neither. He also gets a lot of chicks but doesn't get laid. And for every one of those he is sure she is "The One".
"Maan, I'm in love. I think she's the One."
"Dude, that's the fifth time you found your soulmate this month. You're such a Dostav!"
Dostav by krelac July 29, 2009
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Dostať Fončordu 

When someone srews you over

Mainly used in Slovakia

Fončorda is a part of town in middle of Slovakia Called Banská Bystrica in this part of the city people are really mean and known to steal and screw people over
"Kámo som si zriešil za dvacík od Kubinu a kokot mi dal iba 1,2G toto je najlahšie ako Dostať Fončordu"
"Bro I bought for 20€ and the plug only gave me 1,2G this is the easiest way how to experience Fončordu"
Dostať Fončordu by SprostýKokot October 11, 2019
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dontavious 

A sweet charming man. Very straight forward. He is honest and loyal. Great looking. Very quiet when around new people. Doesn't care for large groups. He has a way with his words and is defiantly a ladies man. He has amazing eyes and a beautiful smile. He always treats his lady right.
Dontavious is the greatest guy ever.
dontavious by Ash.Ris.Bootz March 17, 2016

dontavia 

Dontavia is a fine,sexy person who has a lot of emotions so do play with ha she can be crazy she has a beautiful smile with a good personality and also freaky
Damn boy one got u a good one don’t brake ha heart she crazy that’s a Dontavia
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dontavious 

A sexy ass guy with a long dick who often makes women wet. Women falls in love with him after one night of sex and he is handsome tall and very loyal. He also loves to spend money on other people
dontavious dick drives me crazy.
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dontavious 

Dontavious is short,annoying,and a good friend. Dontavious can always put a smile on your face and make you laugh.
There goes Dontavious
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A longing for a mac (hook-up) or sleep from the past
Freddy is really suffering from dostalgia these days
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