Dostav

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Refers to a dude that is confusing other people, but he is confusing to himself even more.
A guy whose name sounds Russian, looks Indian, but is neither. He also gets a lot of chicks but doesn't get laid. And for every one of those he is sure she is "The One".

"Maan, I'm in love. I think she's the One."
"Dude, that's the fifth time you found your soulmate this month. You're such a Dostav!"

Dostav by krelac July 29, 2009

Words you can keep

Dostať Fončordu

When someone srews you over

Mainly used in Slovakia

Fončorda is a part of town in middle of Slovakia Called Banská Bystrica in this part of the city people are really mean and known to steal and screw people over

"Kámo som si zriešil za dvacík od Kubinu a kokot mi dal iba 1,2G toto je najlahšie ako Dostať Fončordu"
"Bro I bought for 20€ and the plug only gave me 1,2G this is the easiest way how to experience Fončordu"

Dostať Fončordu by SprostýKokot October 11, 2019

Related Words

Dostav • dontavious • Dontavis • dosta • dontavius • dontaveya • domtavius • dontavia • Dontaviah • dontavian

dontavious

A sweet charming man. Very straight forward. He is honest and loyal. Great looking. Very quiet when around new people. Doesn't care for large groups. He has a way with his words and is defiantly a ladies man. He has amazing eyes and a beautiful smile. He always treats his lady right.

Dontavious is the greatest guy ever.

dontavious by Ash.Ris.Bootz March 17, 2016

dontavia

Dontavia is a fine,sexy person who has a lot of emotions so do play with ha she can be crazy she has a beautiful smile with a good personality and also freaky

Damn boy one got u a good one don’t brake ha heart she crazy that’s a Dontavia

dontavia by Anttanisha April 13, 2019

dontavious

A sexy ass guy with a long dick who often makes women wet. Women falls in love with him after one night of sex and he is handsome tall and very loyal. He also loves to spend money on other people

dontavious dick drives me crazy.

dontavious by Tamatha haywood July 15, 2017

dontavious

Dontavious is short,annoying,and a good friend. Dontavious can always put a smile on your face and make you laugh.

There goes Dontavious

dontavious by Schudbkhvnj635 March 17, 2016

Dostalgia

A longing for a mac (hook-up) or sleep from the past

Freddy is really suffering from dostalgia these days

Dostalgia by TheGrofe May 6, 2009

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026